Everyone Loves an Asian Girl! Right?

Wrong! When chosen at random, any given girl of Asian descent has a 50/50 chance at either being really, really, REALLY hot, or, pretty well, not hot. There is no middle ground for Asian girls, they are either hot, or not.

Please Note
This rule applies specifically to Asians, and girls.
Middle aged mothers and other nationalities are not included.

You're probably sitting in front of your computer looking at this and calling me names. For the record I am not a 'Male Chauvinistic Pig' nor am I a 'Sexist Asshole' and I am absolutely not an 'Agent of the Right Wing Agenda' (I didn't even think women knew these words. Get it it's irony, I say I'm not sexist but then say women are dumb...No? oh well just keep reading) Anyway, think about it! in high school was there ever an average looking Asian? Probably not, but there was the really hot one right? The girl that made your gym shorts just a little bit tighter? and then there were the not hot ones. Why does this happen? Is it an imbalance of testosterone? Or perhaps a misplaced school boy fetish?

Let's Examine The Facts!

Number One-Culture.

So I'll assume that we've all seen the classic James Bond film, You Only Live Twice. In my opinion this is the quintessential film when trying to understand why Asian female culture. take for example this quote from the aforementioned film

Tiger: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.

Bond: And rule number two?
Tiger: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
Bond: I just might retire to here

So bottom line, Japanese girls and therefore all females from Asia, are sluts. Now if you happen to be of Asian descent, don't get upset. These dick loving sluts are not you, they are your great grandmothers, grandmothers, they've set the path you are to follow.

Number Two- Darwinism
Survival of the Fittest

So, if we continue with the idea that your granny was a slut, then she was most likely getting laid at least seven times a week. However, your Granny could have been FUGLY. This is what I believe has led to the 'Hot or Not' mentality our society encroaches into our minds.
If your Granny was hot, she got knocked up, and had your mom. If your Grandfather was poor and couldn't afford a prostitute, he met your Grandmother and they had your mom(He settled for your ugly Granny)

In Conclusion!
(It's a proof, like in math)

1.1) There are hot girls and ugly girls.
1.2) In Asia, men are better than women.
1.3) Men are smart and want to sleep with hot girls but settle for ugg-o's
1.4) Therefore...hot women have more babies-(hotter babies)

2.1) Money makes you attractive.
2.2) Attractive people have attractive babies
2.3) The inverse of 2.1 and 2.2 are true
2.4) Rich pretty people make pretty babies/Poor ugly people make ugly babies.
2.5) Rich people don't sex up poor people- This leads to the disappearance of the average looks.

Therefore kids are either Hot or Ugly